I yelled “Jesus Christ Amy, haven’t we heard enough New Kids for the fucking week?” She then said to me, “mom would beat you for using that language.” “No Amy I’d be grounded if she heard me, but she’s not here,” I replied. I walked out in the living room where she was blasting the stereo. Then Amy began blasting her New Kids on the Block tape and the pop music began to interfere with the urge. I went up to my room and planned on jacking off while looking at pictures of the hot girls in last year’s school yearbook. My mom and dad were out the door by 7:00 and soon after both Amy and I finished our dinner. My parents were going out and would be out all night so I was to hang around the house and watch my sister. My sister Amy was 7 years old at the time. My name is Theodore Melvin and not long ago I had a very nice experience. I was 18 years old and figured I was going to have a boring night ahead of me. Note : this is completely fictional story.